Comments on: Jeremy Clarkson’s best ever quotes

By: Lee

Lee — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 21:00:43 +0000

(whentalking about giving oliver car of the year) “I’d rather eat my own gentleman’s vegetables”

By: Michael

Michael — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 00:07:26 +0000

How could everyone forget “How hard can it be?” at which point nearly everything that can go wrong… does.

By: Marc

Marc — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 13:41:58 +0000

“I hope that the policemen are armed so they can just shoot the driver.”

By: defacebook

defacebook — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 22:08:43 +0000

“The Honda Insight’s petrol engine is a much-shaved, built-for-economy, low-friction 1.3-liter, that, at full chat, makes a noise worse than someone’s crying baby on an airliner … To get an idea of how awful it is, you’d have to sit a dog on a ham slicer.”

By: Grant Drone

Grant Drone — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 07:23:46 +0000

Hey just wondering how you went aout setting up your design etc. I’m pretty new to the whole internet thing, Was the platform easy to setup

By: johnboy

johnboy — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:30:00 +0000

so which car was JC on about when he said… ‘ five and a half litres…”in a shoe”…?? Ohhh and he thinks he might have soiled himself too!

By: johnboy

johnboy — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:27:47 +0000

(porche boxster s)… and the only reason you’de buy this car is because you can’t afford a 911.. you’d be saying to the world, ‘things hadn’t quite worked out as well as you’d expected’….classic..poor sods that rushed home that night from the dealers in their brand new boxsters…

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:42:52 +0000

Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… That’s what gets you

By: Plumbing Quotes

Plumbing Quotes — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:17:33 +0000

Jeremy rules ! good post

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:06:24 +0000

The Americans are good at herding bison – the end!

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:10:29 +0000

(in alfa 8c test)

‘kiera knightly is just an ironing board with a face’

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:06:30 +0000

(in garden centre in top gear ground force)
(to worker)

‘Have You got any syphillis?’

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:01:35 +0000

Thats not gone well

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:59:36 +0000

(clarkson after D.I.Y. caterham challenge)

…I’d rather blow torch my nipples off.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:30:06 +0000

POWERRRRRRRRRR

By: Dave

Dave — Sun, 10 May 2009 16:39:16 +0000

On the Alfa Romeo Brera :
” You’ve not bought a car to drive around in like you’re hair’s on fire. You’ve not bought a car to lord over all and sundry at the traffic lights. You’re not a yob.You’re not a bore. You’ve bought something for one reason alone – because it’s beautiful.”

By: team chico

team chico — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:25:25 +0000

all we know is he is called THE STIG

By: steve

steve — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:49:59 +0000

Can`t remember word for word but something like……..
The only person to look good in a 4 seat convertible was Adolf Hitler

By: Skim

Skim — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:39:57 +0000

On Koreans:

“A dog is not just for chirstmas, there should be some left over for Boxing Day”

On Greek model:

“She didn’t even look Greek…for example, she didn’t have a moustache”

Legend

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:44:23 +0000

Driving the R8 is like pouring honey on Kira Knightly.